Resuming a dating life can be strange and intimidating, particularly if you haven’t been alone for a long period of time. Of course, the most important thing to remember is to constantly have an open mind and to avoid making snap judgments about other people.
I want to share a funny tale that I recently came across online in light of this. It’s about a 70-year-old widow who saw an ad in the newspaper and is seeking a new husband.
She was at home when her doorbell unexpectedly rang one day. However, she was unable to predict who would be there on the opposite side.
Before continuing, make sure to read the funny joke’s punchline.
A reclusive seventy-year-old widow decided to be married again.
She published the following ad in the local newspaper:
“Desired spouse!” It needs to be about my age, not jump all over me, not hit me, and yet be a good bed buddy. Please apply in person if you are interested.
She heard the doorbell early the next morning. When she opened the door, she was horrified to see a gray-haired guy in a wheelchair waiting for her. Not a leg or an arm for him.
“You’re not really asking me to think about you, are you?” “You have no legs; just look at you,” the widow asked.
The elderly guy smiled and said, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you.”
“You have no arms, either!” She gave a harsh chuckle.
“Therefore, I can never defeat you,” the old man smiled again.
“Are you still a nice guy in bed?” She raised an eyebrow as she spoke.
“Are you sure you rang the doorbell?” The old man leaned back, beaming widely, and remarked.
Consider cheering up a pal.
Spread the joke, and you’ll make someone smile!
